scully r u down there????? Sculllllaaaayyyyyyy!!
Is this a trick question? Because there are all sorts of Duchovnies I really enjoy. How shall I pick a favorite?
I really enjoy…
because, well, he is..
But I’m not sure if he is the Hottest Duchovny.
And Mulder makes me melt in his…
But Sometimes his ties,
Make me want to stab out my eyes.
And then there’s hank and his inclination towards nudity.
Excuse me, sometimes I forget,
he also has a pretty face.
Do I have to choose? I love them all.
Even the Duchovnies that solely exist for us to laugh at.
Oh! We can’t forget Soft-Core Porn Duchovny.
And Trust the Man Duchovny.
Whoever the fuck is this Duchovny.
Fuck me, Beach Duchovny.
Oh My God, I almost forgot, My Favorite Fucking Shirt Duchovny.
I think Duchovny is just my favorite Duchovny.
OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT DRUNK JESUS.
NEVERMIND. FUCK THE OTHER DUCHOVNIES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE DUCHOVNY.
I FORGOT ABOUT BEARDED DUCHOVNY TOO.
AND MR. ADORABLE.
lselby1013: What about low slung trunk?
What about Puma Shirt Duchovny?
Dargina: I feel horrible for forgetting them.
I’m sorry, Low Slung Trunk Duchovny.
I love you and your pelvis.
And Puma Duchovny,
you and your nipples have a special place in my heart.
Know who else I forgot? Light Blue Kinetic Duchovny.
He’s really fucking hot. He’s like arm porn extraordinaire.
This asshole, right here, mutherfucking Sundace Duchovny.
Is the Best Dressed Duchovny. Do you see his shoes?
Dargina said: You like these photos, eh?
Do you think Woody Duchovny could actually survive in the woods?
I think I found the perfect valentines day card at target
I always reblog this because dammit, I would laugh so hard if my man got me this. I would laugh, then I would uh….. burn off some calories ;)